With friends like you   I could throw away my tv   Cause I got it all in spades now   All triumph and tragedy      And when as a kid with a pocket knife   Like a stone from a distance thrown   It's a gamblers trick, it's a pain in the dick   Must have brought it on myself somehow   Hey!      With friends like you   With fiiends like you   It's a wonder why a guy gets bent      You gotta fine fine way   Of draggin' the Clouds underneath the dun   And those darkened sunsuit tea bag colonge   And sympathy toasts you all alone      You pick me up like a second hand coat   Spit and shine a Friday night   But the things you forget hang around like a bet   You're safe 'till they notice the price, price!      With friends like you   With friends like you   It's a wonder why a guy gets bent      Yeah, when you're raining on the parades   Down in the piss stain with a champagne   You got it      When you thought she's holding you like she means it   You hold her by the hand, take you somewhere nice and quiet   When you thought she's holding you like she means it      Cause when the going gets tough   She'll kick you in the nuts   And watch your Christmas list whither and die!, Die!      With friends like you   With friends like you   With a French IQ   It's a wonder why a guy gets bent