Don't you wish that your kids all looked more fine?   Do you feel that your guy's below your style?   Animal slippers and a drink over Sunday mail   Coffee teeth and a cigarette heart for sale      Any minute now something's gonna happen   Everything's falling 'cept the shit you fell in      Mailman, black umbrella, doesn't feel the need to tell ya   Sure have looked better and ego kissing fools   Are teaching your kids in private schools   Crack another bottle, it's five      Monday morning who could ask for more   Smoking buds, got your friends all 'round next door      Any minute now something's gonna happen   Everything's falling 'cept the shit you fell in      Mailman, black umbrella, doesn't feel the need to tell ya   Kudzu Cinderella, them ego kissing fools   Are teaching your kids in private schools   Crack another bottle, it's five