This whole day was useless   Next one's gonna be worse   'Cos I'm wearing this badge of fortune like   A criminals wears a curse      I want to chase that rabbit right off the rails   And rip this metal keeping my mouth in check   But I need that muzzle like a razor and a stubble   Cuttin' all this history from my neck      Do you remember the year I first saw you in   Eating Mexican in '92?   In between your folks and a birthday toast   It was black from your fringe to your shoes      I'm picking apples out of paintings   And making record covers in the sky   I missed my boat sitting here imagining   Your face when you cry      Don't be cruel, come on be sugar in my tooth   I think I like what I don't know about you      This whole day threw up some tickets   None I'd ever choose   The sky's so heavy it hangs like a beer gut   Spilling stuff on my shoes      Don't get me wrong, I ain't complaining   I still got my legs like an old Christmas tree   But if I got faith why am I so scared   Everybody's dying on me      Don't be cruel, come on be sugar in my tooth   I think I like what I don't know about you   Don't be cruel, come on be champagne in my shoe   I think I like what I don't know about you      Fish and chips stall down the south coast ready   I can show you what I'm worth   So set me up a bottle and salt and vinegar   If you get there first, I said if you get there first      Don't be cruel, come on be sugar in my tooth   I think I like what I don't know about you   Don't be cruel, come on be champagne in my shoe   I think I like what I don't know about you