The gentle caress of a little droid   can set your heart on fire.   The sexy circuits underneath that smooth plastic shell,   can wake your desire.      R2D2 is its name, he or she no one knows   But you know what, it doesn't matter.   Never lets you down, never breaks your heart,   never judges you when you have problems with your bladder.      R2D2s love song, oh.   Cupid takes aim at all of us   and touches our hearts today.   Oh, what a love song, oh.   That robot can show you paradise   and love you the robot way.      He's an amazing robot, fills our hearts with song   And when your down and ooh so sad, he lifts us up where we belong