Wouldn't it be nice to be a heroine?   Cool and slinky with an appropriate smile   Honey, I take sugar, two   While he's ranting and raving      Could you pass that cream?   I was looking to have a cupa tea   Instead I freeze      Seeing his next move, is it grabbing my hair?   Or bushing my tush   Till there's no scream left?   Wouldn't it be nice to be a heroine?      Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit?      Mmm      Wouldn't it be nice to be a hero?   Standing fast and easy with an appropriate grin   Brother, not that way, they'll take you away   Mmm, give me your gun      It's no use to anyone   Instead I freeze      Seeing if I shut up and stay real still   Maybe he wont kill   At least not me   Wouldn't it be nice to be a hero?      Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit?      Mmm      Wouldn't it be nice to be a star?   Shinin' and sparklin', looking down the whole and plenty   Being looked up with a telescope   While my sisters busy cutting the rope      Daddy, you can't touch me   Mommy, you can't hate me   I'm a star, get it?   Instead I froze      And I let them, I let them   I let them pick my brain   Twist my arm, cut my throat   And wish me dead      But I'm still thinking   Wouldn't it be nice to be a star?      Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit, wouldnit?   Wouldnit?