"Ha ha", said the clown   Has the king lost his crown?   Is the knight being tight on romance?   "Ha ha", said the clown   Is it bringing you down   That you've lost your chance?      Feeling low, gotta go   See a show in town   Hear the jokes, have a smoke   And a laugh at the clown   In a whirl, see a girl   With a smile in her eyes   Never thought I'd be brought   Right down by her lies      In a trance, watch her dance   To the beat of the drums   Faster now, sweating brow   I'm all fingers and thumbs   Wonder why I hit the sky   When she blows me a kiss   In a while run a mile   I'm regretting all this      "Ha ha", said the clown   Has the king lost his crown?   Is the knight being tight on romance?   "Ha ha", said the clown   Is it bringing you down   That you've lost your chance?      Time to go, close the show   Wave the people goodbye   Grab my coat, grab my hat   Look that girl in the eye   Where's your home?   What's your phone number?   Stop fooling 'round   Could have died she replied   "I'm the wife of the clown"      "Ha ha", said the clown   Has the king lost his crown?   Is the knight being tight on romance?   "Ha ha", said the clown   Is it bringing you down   That you've lost your chance?      "Ha ha", said the clown   Has the king lost his crown?   Is the knight being tight on romance?   "Ha ha", said the clown   Is it bringing you down