Je suis um pamplemousse   is what he said before he went away   Sine amor est mortem   is what she wrote   before she took her life away   God save the Queen   is what he yelled before they shot him down   They asked who else felt that way   but noone, noone made a sound      Sometimes I think I'm the only one who understands   I'm the only one   I could fix all the problems in the world   If I had a big enough gun      And I'm King of the Purple Guppies   and I'm a man, hear me cry   living on the edge of a tofu mentality   and even god don't know why