Played a gig in South River Town   5 minutes in it got shut down   Cops said it was too loud   Problem was the pissed off crowd   Left the bar with a beer in hand   One hour later I was in the can   Can't drink on the streets    in the States no way   That's the way things are in the USA   Left the bar with a beer in hand   One hour later I was in the can   Can't drink on the streets    In The States no way   That's the way things are in the USA   Cops told me a Polish joke   then he found my friend had coke   Bail was paid we were on our way   Once again greenbucks saved the day   You can't drink on the streets in the USA   No way!!!