A friend of mr. pastry   I'm a friend of allen jones   I'm a friend of shirley bassey   I'm a friend of your chromosomes      I'm a friend of stuart sutcliffe   I'm a friend of michael miles   I'm a friend of jim morrison   I'm a friend of nobby stiles      I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend   I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me   I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend   And if I come on the night   Can I get in free?      I'm a friend of michael jackson   I'm a friend of mr spock   I'm a frend of dr kildare   I'm a friend of the woodentops      I'm an old friend of charles hawtrey   I'm a friend of michael caine   I'm a friend of stanley spencer   I'm a friend of big john wayne      I'm a friend of stevie wonder   I'm a friend of eric fromm   I'm a friend of bryan ferry   I'm a friend of terence stamp