Uno, dos, tres, quatros........arriba!      I've seen you walking down the street   What's that big dog by your feet   Whatever it is, it could do with a beating   It looks to me like....... a puerto rican      A chick like you it's oh so rare   You get off on his greasy hair   You got a smart apartment, you got central heating   Why go waste it on a puerto rican      I'm gonna light up a beacon on a puerto rican   Strike a matchstick on his head   Light up a beacon on a puerto ric   You gonna watch me smile if he drops down dead (yeah!)      Me and the boys don't think it's right   That you stayed out with him all night   But don't go making such a fuss   Come and burn him up with us!      Well I'm here standing at tierra del fuego   While you're out, playing with that dago   With that girl I'm gonna make him cry   I won't let that dago by!      Arriba