Benny Bell - Everybody Wants My Fanny      Everyone is out to get my Fanny   Everybody wants to see my Fanny   Everybody likes to hold my Fanny   But she loves no one but my      Everybody wants to seize my Fanny   Everybody likes to squeeze my Fanny   They do everything to please my Fanny   Still she loves no one but me      Oh, don't touch my Fanny   Please don't ever try   My little Fanny   Is reserved for just one guy      That's why I never let another love light blind me   Everywhere I go you'll always find me   With my little Fanny right behind me   Cause she's so in love with me      Everyone who ever spied my Fanny   Tried to hang around beside my Fanny   Maybe I should go and hide my Fanny   Or she'll find somebody new      I've seen lots of fannies in my time   And frequently their cheeks were close to mine   But never have I held one so divine   Like the Fanny that belongs to me      We will be married   Some day next June   And when we go away   To spend our honeymoon      I know that everyone is goin'a miss my Fanny   No one ever could resist my Fanny   But they wouldn't dare to kiss my Fanny   Cause she's so in love with me