Who's the queen of the locker room?   Who's the cream of the crop?   Well Joey took her to the matinee   Said, "God, she wouldn't stop"      Holy muscle of love   My heart's a muscle      Well, I must have come to that crazy age   Where everything is hot   'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking   Are normal thoughts or not      Holy muscle of love   Well, I got a muscle of love, yeah      I read dad's books like I did before   Now things are crystal clear   Lock the door in the bathroom now   I just can't get caught in here      Holy muscle of love   Well, I got a muscle of love   Holy muscle of love   I got a muscle of love      Holy muscle of love   My heart's a muscle of love   Holy muscle of love   Well, I got a muscle of love      Yeah, yeah, yeah   Must be a gift from above   Yeah, yeah, yeah      Hallelujah