Please clean your plate, dear, the Lord above can see ya   Don't you know people are starving in Korea   Alcohol and razor blades and poison and needles   Kindergarten people, they used 'em, they need 'em      The over indulgent machines were their children   And there wasn't a way down on earth here to cool 'em   'Cos they look just like humans at Kresge's and Woolworths   But decadent brains were at work to destroy   Brats in battalions were ruling the streets and   Generation landslide, close the gap between them      And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies   Who never conceived those billion dollar babies   La da da da daa      Militant mothers hiding in the basement   Using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets   Molotov milk bottles heaved from pink highchairs   While mothers lib burns birth certificate papers   And dad gets his allowance from his sonny the dealer      Who's pubic to the world but involved in high finance   Sister's out til 5, doing banker son's hours   But she owns a Mazarotti, that's a gift from his father   Stop at full speed, at 100 miles per hour   The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em      And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies   Who never conceived those billion dollar babies   La da da da daa      No one gives an oink about prom night or football   'Cos just getting home from school, safe is a gamble and a blessing   Girlsies play with girlsies and boysies with boysies   Bored with one another like old broken Christmas toysies   Kids are all hot and their parents so are noisy      And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies   Who never conceived those billion dollar babies