Me and G.B.   We ain't never gonna confess   We cheated at the math test   We carved some dirty words in our desk   Well now it's time for recess   Old man waitin by the monkey bars   Tradin all his ball cards   And they promised him a gold star   And they told him he could go far      Hey Mr. Bluelegs   Where are you takin me?   I'm like a lifer   In the state penitentiary   If I keep my nose clean   I won't get my eyes shined   But I'm proud to be   Public Animal Number Nine      License plates are runnin   Out of my ears   I'd give a month of cigarettes   For just a couple of lousy beers   Or even a bottle of   Real cheap wi-hine   But that's the price you pay to be   Public Animal Number Nine, Number Nine   (Ooooh!)      Hey Mrs. Cranston   Where are you takin me?   I feel like a lifer   In the state penitentiary   She wanted an Einstein   But she got a Frankenstein   Yeah, I'm proud to be   Public Animal Number Niiiirrrrrgh      (Aaow!)   Public Animal Number Nine   Public Animal Number Nine   Public Animal Number Nine Nine   Public Animal Number Nine Number Nine   Number Nine Number Nine   Number, Number Nine   Animal Number Nine   Public Animal Number Nine Nine   Public Animal Numbergh Niiiirrrrrgh   Public Animal Nurrrgh Nirrrgh   Errrrrrrrrrrrgh   Public Animal Number Ni-yine   Public Animal Number Ni-yine   Public Animal Number Number Nine Nine   Public Animal Naaaaaaaagh