I'm Flash, I'm the hero   I'm the bopper who's the poppa of the crew   I'm Flash, and I fight evil   And my spaceship flies the red, white and blue   I'm Flash, like a streaker   You'll find me cruising out among the stars   And I'm feared by every outlaw   And every renegade from Jupiter to Mars   The jails are full in Saturn and I can tell you why   'Cause I'm the full-blasting, protoblasting hero of the sky   On Mars the smugglers starve no matter what they try   'Cause I'm the everlasting, flabber-ghasting guy who's flying high   I'm Flash, yeah, I'm the hero   From the starspangled U.S of A   I believe in packin' punchin' power   And hitting fast 'cause that's the only way   I'm Flash   I'm Flash, and I'm a mover   My spaceship glides at twice the speed of light   I'm Flash, and I'm a He-Man   I'm a six foot one inch block of dynamite   I'm Flash, in shining armor   And I love to rescue damsels in distress   And my wave length is always open so I can answer any call of S.O.S   I've been in trouble of the worst kind ever since I left the womb   I'm a death defying, terrifying spotlight in the gloom   When you see me coming, boys, just give me lots of room   'Cause I'm the liquifying, crucifying harbinger of doom   I'm Flash, I'm the hero   I'm the bopper who's the poppa of the crew   I'm Flash, and I fight evil   And my spaceship flies the red, white and blue   You know, my spaceship flies the red, white and blue   I said, my spaceship flies the starspangled red, white and blue   I'm Flash, spelled F L A S H