I woke up at 4 PM, and I stayed in bed till 8   I got up to call my dentist, but it was too late   I had to make an appointment, but who needs teeth when you don't smile anyways?   They'll just rot away      I sleep most of the day so I don't see the sunlight   I learned all of my skills in the middle of the night   But I woke up early in the morning   I saw the sun exploding in the sky   I thought, "Why, oh why was I spared when my best friend died?"      So stay in bed and keep your head close to the door   Don't say a word   'Cause if you do, they'll be after you   Like they were with me      When I was a kid, I always said I'd be a king   Of my own country, and I'd let you all in   Now that I'm older and I'm wiser, I realize that I'd be counting sins   So you can't come in      Don't point me towards the mirror, 'cause I don't like what I see   It's so easy to be lonely when you've got a face like me   And is it wrong to see a doctor every time I think I've got a new disease   Once or twice a week?   Maybe they'll name one after me      So stay in bed and keep your head close to the door   Don't say a word   'Cause if you do, they'll be after you   Like they were with me   So stay in bed and keep your head close to the door   Don't say a word   'Cause if you do, they'll be after you   Like they were with me      So stay in bed and keep your head close to the door   Don't say a word   'Cause if you do, they'll be after you   Like they were with me   So stay in bed, these kids made a mess   They made high school a miserable wreck   The blood on your shoes, it came from you   And there's nothing you can do      La la la la la la la la