She was a beauty queen with ADD    She says that she forgets the day that I met her    Was just another of her casualties    Temporary 'til she found something better    Oh brother    There goes another    My mother she just sits up and cries:       "Hang on, Hang on    Everything is all right    You know who loves you    Hang on, Hang on    Everything is OK    No, she wasn't worth it anyway"       She was a dizzy dish of cool khaki    But the gap inside her head was offensive    There was another from a Seinfield scene    Well her manly hands were far too aggressive    No worry,    What's all the hurry    My mother she just sits up and cries:      (Chorus)