Can you tell me, tell me, friend   Just exactly where I've been?   Is that so much to ask?   I'll pay you back no matter what the task      You seem really sure 'bout   Something I don't know   Take that load off   Looks like your chest's about to go   Your wasted words already been heard   Are you really God, yes or no?      Well, all day and half the night   You're walkin' 'round lookin' such a fright   Is it me or is it you?   I'd make a wager and I'd hope to lose      Time's gone   Looks like Rome is 'bout to fall   Sure, it's gonna fall   Next time take the elevator   Please don't crawl   Your wasted words, so absurd   Are you really Satan, yes or no?      Well, I ain't no saint   And you sure as hell ain't no savior   Every other Christmas   I would practice good behavior      That was then, this is now   Don't ask me to be Mister Clean   'Cause baby, I don't know how      Ring my phone 'bout   Ten more times, we will see   Find that broke down line   And let it be   Your wasted words will never be heard   Go on home, baby and watch it on TV      Weekday soap-box speciality   You know what I'm talkin' 'bout now   By the way, this song's for you   Sincerely, me