I think I've seen her face before    while at the video store    I got this sense of dejavu    when she blew me a kiss from across the room    She's a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actress    but she always gets invited to celebrity events    with Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cash    you know........I'm thinking she's a porn star    Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen    with the biggest smile that I've ever seen    you know......she's a natural porn star    She got the Benz and the house in the hills    a closet full of lingerie a few chains and whips    I thought it might bother me, her chosen occupation    but she makes ten times my current profession    Pop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheets    I can't help feeling like I'm auditioning    Is there a video camera hidden in her clock?    Did someone say we need the money shot?    Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen    with the biggest smile that I've ever seen    you know......she's a natural porn star    She wants to be up there with    Jenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the scene    Go on Howard Stern and sell pictures and panties    and then retire at thirty with a pocket full of green    with her natural born charm, she's a natural porn star    Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen    with the biggest smile that I've ever seen    you know......she's a natural porn star    Don't be shy, just let down your guard    You do this all the time so it shouldn't be so hard    cause....you're a natural    Lights, camera, action, get on back to your mark    Let's do it one more time with total disregard    cause.....you're a natural porn star