What's so grand you can hardly stand   The years won't end for the cripple hand   What's so great when your years grow late   You can't control your shit as you disintegrate   Force fed through a tube geriatric food   You only take a bath when you're in the mood   There's a tumor over here and clot and a gland   Keep your teeth in a dish next to your bed pan      Hey what do ya say no this aint your day   A lost spirit on a trip to outer space   Bye bye, Granny Bye bye   Such a cruel joke you're gonna die   Bye bye, Granny Bye bye   Born to rot a way who the hell knows why      What's so fine about father time   He's a grumpy old man with a mind of crime   Here's a pill for your heart and a shot for your head   If it wasn't for your whining I'd swear you were dead   Another cardiac or is it a stroke   You better lay down on that hip you broke   Time to change your diaper well it's just depends   It all turns to shit when it nears the end      BYE BYE GRANNY BYE BYE