I’m just lookin’ for a job,   Maybe I could mow your lawn,   Cool lemonade in the warm suburban sun,   After the job was done, ‘cause      I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743   I KEEP MY EYES OPEN   AND MY MOUTH SHUT   AND I DON’T TAKE FROM THE TILL   YOU GAVE ME A NUMBER    BUT MY NAME IS BILL      I’m just lookin’ for a job,   Somethin’ to keep me occupied,   I wanted to save the world,   But that doesn’t pay,   I’m back on the streets today,      I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743      I CAN PASS YOUR PISS TEST   THEN YOU CAN PISS ON ME   I’M UNDER THE GUN    IN THE LAND OF THE FREE      And I’ll do a good job for you,   Yeah I’ll do my best,   And I’ll do everything for you,   I’ll do my best      I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743      THEY PROMISED THE WORLD TO ME   BUT I DIDN’T GET ANYTHING   PROGRESS MARCHES ON, AN’ SO SHOULD I   UNDER THE GUN IN THE LAND OF THE FREE   I WAS PROUD TO BE 743   HERE’S TO YOU 744.         copyright 2002 Quazmo-Fate Publishing