On the World Wide Web Finding out if the hospitals are Y2K compliant He goes out to the country And checks out the buffets And is writing a guide to cute nurses He thinks its a real job A real job A real job But its at Uni, So it can't be. Sometimes he has to wear pants. Sometimes he has to wear A tie. So he Thinks its a real job. Thinks its a real job. Col Lin thinks its a real job. But its at Uni, So it can't be. That's OK, everyone needs to dream And his job will end around about the same time All the embedded circuits that he missed end too And then he can find A real job. A real job. Col Lin thinks its a real job. But its at Uni, So it can't be.