Late last night   I was speaking with my wife   When she turned into a momur   Tried to put me uptight   I said "you don't scare me"   Then she let out a scream   That's when my heart started jumpin'   Like a broken t.v.      She was a momur and it was just like I told ya'   She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya'"      The very next morning   I was watching cartoons   When I thought I saw a momur   It was you know who   Well, she backed me in a corner   Tried to kill me with a broom   And shouted personal remarks   From across the living room      She was a momur and it was just like I told ya'   She said "you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya'"      Late last night   I was speaking with my wife again   When she turned into a momur again   Tried to put me uptight again   She took me favorite guitar   And she smashed it on the floor   When she danced around on top of it,   I thought I might get sore      She was momur