She digs holes in Heaven and then laughs   When I catch a glimpse from way down here   I'm crawling up the lamp post like a worm   She flips the switch and leaves me blind      And I've known evil, mean, bad people, kinder than that   If you're such a saint, reprieve me   And I've known traitors and deceivers, kinder than that   If you're such a saint, don't leave me      I have been an ornament for hoods   And I've been the driver of a car   But now, I've left the driving up to her   And she does not know or care where we are      And I've known evil, mean, bad people, kinder than that   If you're such a saint, reprieve me   And I've known traitors and deceivers, kinder than that   If you're such a saint, don't leave me      She and Joan of Arc, were having lunch   Today down at the Blue Room   She told Joan, she'd like some barbecue   Then laughed, as Joan began to cry      And I've known evil, mean, bad people, kinder than that   If you're such a saint, reprieve me   And I've known traitors and deceivers, kinder than that   If you're such a saint, don't leave me      And I've known evil, mean, bad people, kinder than that   If you're such a saint, reprieve me   And I've known traitors and deceivers, kinder than that   If you're such a saint, don't leave me