Standing in the red light of a bourbon street French quarter   Where I met a Spanish porter who obliged me with his grin   He asked me for my time, I said, "I'd take a glass of wine"   And in my altered state of mind I opened up, he jumped right in      Oh, some things never turn out right   Oh, some things never turn out right      Mister, Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie      Well, he kissed me in the lobby on the way to Pat O'Briens   No, it didn't take much science to discover what was next   When suddenly a woman with a shrunken-headed necklace   She made me feel so reckless, sexless in my innocence      Oh, some things never turn out right      She led me to the levy, I was helpless as a lamb   "Don't you know who I am," she said, "Your Nemesis is free"   I was wired like a weapon, I was dancin' like the Dirvish   When I woke up feverishly looking down at me      Mister, Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, [Incomprehensible]   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie      From the coveted Ark, to Noah in Asia   Sodom and Gomorrah, the light and the dark   Chased by the demon to the caves of the Burren   Imprisoned by the truth in the tales of the Turrin   From original sin to original blame, for shame, for shame      Oh, some things never turn out right   Oh, some things never turn out right      Mister, Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie      [Incomprehensible] 3:33      Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress      [Incomprehensible] 3:55      Mister, Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, [Incomprehensible]   Mister, Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie      [Incomprehensible]      Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie   Mistress, Mistress of Erzulie