There once was a woman with wings   Happy with the simple things   She had silk suspenders and high, heeled, stocking thighs   Helping me in my need   She was a friend, indeed   She was my baby until the day she died      Ain't nothin' like a gang bang   Ain't nothin' like a gang bang   Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.   (repeat)      She was a woman who was twice my size   She looked into my eyes   She said "Only you can blow my blues away"   She said "I'll tell you what to do   Bring all your friends with you   And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day"      Ain't nothin' like a gang bang   Ain't nothin' like a gang bang   Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues, ahhh   (repeat)      There were twenty-seven guys   An unexpected surprise   She just kept on rockin' 'til the night was gone   She was smilin' through the tears   For a hundred and fifty years   Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along      Ain't nothin' like a gang bang   Ain't nothin' like a gang bang   Ain't nothin' like a gang bang to blow away the blues.