Anything you could do, I could do better   Hah!   I can do anything better than you!   No you can't!   Yes I can!   No you can't!   Yes I can!   No you can't!   Yes I can!   Yes I can!      Anything you can be, I can be greater   Sooner or later I'm greater than you!   No you're not!   Yes I am!   No you're not!   Yes I am!   No you're not!   Yes I am!   Yes I am!      I can shoot a partridge   with a single cartridge   I can get a sparrow   With a bow and arrow   I can live on bread and cheese   and only on that?   So can a rat!      Any note you can sing   I can sing higher   I can sing any note higher than you.   No you can't   Yes i can    No you can't   Yes i can   No u can't   Yes i can    No you can't   YES I CAN!   How do you sing that high?   I'm a girl!!      Anything you can say    I can say softer.   I can say anything softer than you   No you can't    Yes I can   No you can't    Yes I can   No you can't   Yes I can   YES I CAN!      I can drink my liquor   Faster than a flicker   I can drink it quicker    And get even sicker   I can open any safe   Without being caught?   Ts-You Bet   Thats what i thought u crook!      Any note you can hold    I can hold longer   I can hold any note longer than you   No you can't   Yes I can    No you can't   Yes I can   No you cant   Yes I can   Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII   CAN!   YES U CAN!!!!!!!!!      Where do you keep all that air?   Hmph      Anything you can say   I can say faster   I can say anything faster than you    .....No you can't    Yes-I-can   No-you-can't   YesIcan   Noyoucan't   YesIcan      I can jump a hurdle   I can wear a girdle   I can knit a sweater    I can fill it better      I can do most anything   Can you bake a pie?   No..   NEITHER CAN I!      Anything you can sing   I can sing sweeter   I can sing anything sweeter than you   No you can't   Yes I can   No you can't   Yes I can   No you can't   Yes I can   No you can't    Oh yes I can      No you can't, can't, can't   Yes I can, can, can    Yes I can   (No you can't)