Your name was Patty but now it's Kay   Girl, you seem to change it everyday   Your hair was long but now it's short   You say, "I got it cut"   But I don't see no hair upon the floor      Whenever I go out with you   I find out something new      You're a fake, baby, you can't conceal it   Know how I know 'cause I can feel it   You're a fake, baby, no rhyme or reason   'Cause in your mind it's lyin' season      You had brown eyes but now they're blue   Those false eyelashes that you're wearin' too, yeah   In bed this morning you called me Clyde   Alex is the name that I go by, oh      If women could be counterfeit   Then you'd be it      You're a fake, baby, you can't conceal it   Know how I know 'cause I can feel it   You're a fake, baby, I've blown your cover   The jig is up 'cause I discovered      You're a fake, baby, no need to hide it   Can't change my mind 'cause I've decided   You're a fake, baby and I'm disgusted   The game is through and girl, you're busted, fake      Whenever I go out with you   (Whenever I go out with you)   I find out something new      You're a fake, you always have a good excuse   (You always have a good excuse)   But, girl that ain't no use      You're a fake, baby, you can't conceal it   Know how I know 'cause I can feel it   You're a fake, baby, no rhyme or reason   'Cause in your mind it's lyin' season   You're a fake, baby      Fake   Fake   Fake   ...