This number's bein' especially played   And dedicated to all of the women from all of the men   You see you girls had a good thing goin'   But we hip to ya now      You take two or three pieces   And go down to the laundromat   An' take ya eight hours to wash 'em   No good      We gonna buy ya washers and dryers   And we're gonna put ya at home in the basement   And we gonna kick the door down that goes to the basement   While we can hear the washer when it stop      And baby, baby, baby, when that washer stop   You better be through   Or you better have a darn good explanation      Don't you go get whupped all on the toenails   We're gonna raise your eye lashes and whup ya some   And if ya run fast enough we're gonna whup ya on the bottom of the feet   Ain't that right men? Speak up for yourself      There will be no more goin' to the laundromat   Puttin' your clothes in there   And gettin' your girlfriend to keep her eye on it   While you step out the back door      You better take my advise   You might need it on your vacation this summer   I'd hate to see ya come up with a leg screwed off   Or a eye punched out, yeah      Whoa, [Incomprehensible], yeah, yeah      I know you don't know it, babe   But things look bad for you   Hey, I know you don't know it, babe   But I'm gonna keep a close eye on you      Well, every time you go to the laundromat, baby   I want you to know, I want you to know   That I'll be there too