Aiyyo what's goin on, it's Ahmad on the microphone   'Bout to tell y'all about the Palladium   Me and my boys, the Joneses crew in the house   Kick it      Yo, it's the end of the day and it's Friday   Ahmad how 'bout a show to the stadium   You know what the Palladium   We can't get faded, oh, that's right you don't drink   But there's a better incentive, it won't cost you know the hoe swing   Well, I said guess I guess   It's better to flex than be at home watchin' chips   I'd rather watch chicks   I flipped, looked to the right of me, tons of honies   One was a Playboy bunny, but I left her      Hugh Hefner's no joke, he's too heavy for my kind   I play blind and went out lookin' for my type   That's right, my type, a cute fine girl named Sabrina   Coolin' at the bar with her friend Tina   Way I was dressed, they thought I was ballin' like Bobby Bonilla   Bought a pina colada and got another   Reached in my pants pocket, just like the riches on paper   Saw a cutie 'cross the room, went on another caper   I approached her, she started havin' fits   It was the pits 'cause this chick thought she was the shit   My homey Kay said, let's go   Ahmad ain't even fadin' it y'all, 'coz it's cool at the Palladium      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium, word      Yo, it's Friday the Palladium, what a great show   Kids chillin' like nerds couldn't get in so they sittin' on curbs   Cars rollin' by deep, you couldn't miss 'em   Tempers start stowin' so brothers start throwin' fists at fights   I seen night lights hit skulls and glove boxes   Rock stars in Limos stretch, smokin' cess   I walk in and see brothers and broads causin' havoc   Havoc and Mayhem, both straight from the west coast   Most of the dancers are housers   Some are few freaks freakin', guys playin' to get laid this weekend   Speak of the devil, better put in my bid      But first get rid of this chick, she's on my testicles   'Cause Ahmad is the God, I don't test no hoes   I just maintained and step in the vestibule   Be reminiscent of disses   I'm throwin' body blows to weak rappers and tossin' 'em to the fishes   Then callin' Mrs. Bla Bla Blah   Mrs. So-and-So, your kid was blowin' smoke so I choked him   Uhh, I'm just givin' my respects, leave my condolences   Like when I'm bowlin', I'm bowlin' strikes, I never miss   Yikes, I gotta go 'cause they flowin', I think it's my day   So chill and let's groove at the Palladium Friday      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium, word      Kick it yo, I'm still cool at the Palladium show   Yellin' out yo's with my bros and steady clockin' the hoes   But now it's two o'clock I'm ready to split   Ready to get in my Chevy to get home and start hittin' it hard wit' Betty   Smith or Johnson, fuck it, it don't matter   Just wanna climb inside a bladder like a ladder cut the chit chatter   'Cause I'm smooth, never obnoxious, chillin'   That's why ya never live to hear me rushin' while I'm bustin'   Got honies if you got dividends or in a Benz, and I got both   So now you see me, taggin' asses like graffiti   And on the next day I'll be rested, exhausted   Because I was naughty, but damn, that was a hell of a party      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go      At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium is where everybody go   At the Palladium, yo, it's a great show   At the Palladium, word      That's Ahmad and the Joneses   We on this mic for the nineties   We out, peace