I'm the biggest mess you've ever seen   You're the sinking ship I sail on   As I cast the anchor straight through the hull of our love   I'll meet you on the floor, seeping these liquids into my lungs   Amaretto overpowers the citrus-I resort back to mantis   She will love me like a fleet of sinking insects   The scurry of ants- the murder of me   I wrote a poem today-the biggest wreck you'll ever read   I'm the biggest mess you've ever seen   The biggest mess you've ever known   Letters that sail on an angel's pink slip   As I sail away with mantis on my shoulder   Cargo of citrus overboard   And I'm the biggest mess you've ever seen   The scurry of ants-the murder of me   I wrote a poem today-the biggest wreck you'll ever read   I'm the biggest mess you've ever seen   I put the me in mess   Put the me in my mess   Put the mess in me