Josh Mills, You're a goddamn genius and a motherfucking idiot   But I can never stay mad because I'm forever in your stupid debt   The top six inventions in the twenty-hundred time   I was sad, but now i'm fine fine fine   We're not shining up shit, we're coating it with gold   It's only juvenile, twenty seven years old   It's a nice new den that we're making a mess in   Let's throw away each of the anti-depressants!      [Chorus]   It's the mustache, it's the mustache   Put it on the T.V screen, it'll make you feel better   It's the mustache, it's the mustache   Put it on the T.V screen, it'll make you feel better      Yeah!   I have a piece of Scotch tape and a Sharpie pen   I'm drawing on the mustache from end to stupid end   With the sticky side down in the middle of the shit   Improving television on the space above the lip