"My So Called Life"      Ever since I saw you   On my so-called life,   I've been writing you these letters    Asking you to be my wife.   But its been almost a year   And still I've gotten no reply,   I'm assuming you have met some other guy.      So I sit in my room,   Watch Romeo & Juliet   A thousand times.   I wish I was as cool   As Leonardo is   But I'm not.      I went on Jerry Springer   To confess my love to you   You said I didn't have a chance   And there was nothing I could do   You told me I was crazy   And wished that I was dead.   You threw a chair right upside my head      Today I highjacked a plane   I wrote your name across the sky,   Miss Clare Danes.   But they were waiting on the ground   To take me straight to jail      I'm staring at your pictures   From my lonely little cell   I'm writing you this letter   To let you know i doing well   Until we meet again   You know I'll cry a thousand tears   And I'll see you in another twenty years.