You can drink out on the porch   and smoke out in the cold.   You can drink out on the porch   and smoke out in the cold.      You can sing your songs   but don't expect anyone to hum along.      You can take a shot   for the best, or for the worst.      You can take a shot   for the worst, or for the best.      There's always a bench somewhere.   There's always a bench somewhere.      There's always the wise man who's always wrong.