Now tell me have you ever heard a more pathetic kind of man?   All of this self-pity and lonely self-despise that I can't stand      I think it's time you two must throw away the hatch   And become friends, right now   For all sake, but he's fake   I won't break   I think it's time for my speech      I am so tired of it all   Why can't he be more like me?   Always sober, kind of weak   He's the opposite, more like a freak   You can never get me down      Can you believe this little ant is trying to meddle with my mind   I'm crushing like the little fly he is between these hands of mine      Why can't the two of you just throw away the hatch   And become friends, right now   For all sake, but he's fake   I won't break   Now it's time for the speech      I am so tired of it all   Why can't he be more like me?   Eating right and running five miles   Like me would be his cup of tea   Oh no, always acting bad      For all sake   But he's fake   I won't break   Now it's time for the speech      I am so tired of it all   Why can't he be more like me?   Eating right and running five miles   Like me would be his cup of tea   Always sober, kind of weak   He's the opposite, more like a freak   Oh no, always acting bad   So sad