Bismosquizimanitch is my name   Bismosquizimanitch is my name   Not to be confused with Bitch, Bisquatch, or Fabian   Bismosquizimanitch is my name   Yeah, I'll dress from head to toe in blue   And I can barely tie my shoes   I've got my pride   Most the time   But I still drink my wine   I don't know why   I guess you hate this song   That's why my Bismosquizimanitch is my name   Bismosquizimanitch is my name   Bismosquizimanitch is my name   If you decide to ever rewrite this song   Or call me a "spat"   Well, I'll kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat   Bismosquizimanitch is my name   Bismosquizimanitch is my name   Bismo-bismo-bi-bi-bismo-bismosquizimanitch   Bismosquizimanitch is my name