Your nose doesn't bleed when you've got cancer   Planes don't crash down as often   I wish I wasn't scared so easily   I think I watch too much TV      I think they sometimes lie to me   I think they're also trying to scare me   Catastrophe, emergency      You never know what happens   Probably the worst   I'm prepared, I'm ready   But I can't move      I think I watch too much TV   I think they sometimes lie to me   I think they're also trying to scare me   I can't sleep through the night   Although you're by my side   Life is dangerous on TV   Spinning stories in my mind   Of what there could be      The Oscar goes to tragedy   I wonder what is wrong with me   How are the quotes for my real life show?   Did I manage an exciting plot?      Look at my perfect scenery   Missing every trace of live      I think I watch too much TV   I think they sometimes lie to me   I think they're also trying to scare me   I can't sleep through the night   Although you're by my side   Life is dangerous on TV   Spinning stories in my mind   Of what there could be      The Oscar goes to tragedy   I can't sleep through the night   Don't want you by my side   Love is different on TV   Spinning stories in my mind   Of what there should be   The Oscar goes to tragedy      Tell me, tell me, is life dangerous?   I think I watch too much TV   Maybe I'll go and read a book