Announcer: The stars of our show, and America's shiekest couple   Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard!      J: I remember you.   B: I'd like to say that you're in my dreams.   J: You're the one who made my dreams come true   B: You're usually dead,   J: a few   B: without a head,   J: kisses ago.   B: and lots of natives are picking their teeth with your bones.   J: I remember, too,   B: Oh, what a dream!   J: a distant bell,   B: It comes at night and taunts me,   J: and stars that fell   B: and, like your jokes, it haunts me until   J: like rain out of the blue.   B: I'm blue as your face as the last breath leaves you.   J: When my life is through,   B: I'll jump for joy.   J: and the angels ask me to recall   B: and when Winchell asks me to recall   who's a chump and a heel.   J: the thrill of it all,   B: Who's the biggest schlemeil?   Both: Then I will tell them I remember . . .   J: So, uh, it's my birthday comin' up.   B: Yeah, I know, Eddie.   J: But, what do you give a guy that's got everything?   B: Uh, penicillin?   J: Hmmm, hey Dix? You ever been married?   B: Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice!   J: Children?   B: No, silly! Grown men! Tell me, Eddie   What's the most romantic thing a woman ever said to you?   J: Are you sure you're not a cop?   Then I will tell them I remember . . . you.   B: You   J: and you.