We sing, we dance, we drink   If you don't sing along walk the plank   Great pirates and smugglers we'll make   And our captain is starting to stink   Grab a cup   Fill it up   And swallow back some ale   It's no wonder our skin is so pale   It's no wonder our skin is so pale      We may lose fights   We may eat rats   We swab the decks right   And clean the halls   We like everything   We can't even sing   But we've got the biggest ship of them all