We go to London once a month   To Selectadisc in Soho   Buy Damaged Goods Records from the Rough Trade shop   That's just off Portobello   We check out the pages of the NME   To see who's playing at the Laurel Tree   And the Monarch    And the Dublin Castle      'Cos we're super lo-fi outta-space sci-fi   Anorak girls, anorak boys   Computer generation, Sony Playstation   Anorak girls, anorak boys   Yeah, we're all anorak girls and anorak boys      Our friends at school think we're not cool   'Cos we only ever talk about records   By groups that they've never heard of before   Who've never been played at the local disco   The Adidas and Nike kids    Don't know what they're saying when they call us gimps   'Cos we know that records are better than clothes      We go Camden Crawling once a year   Stay out past midnight, drink lots of beer   Be sick all over our fanzines on the train back home