Wizard rock   What's up with that stuff?   Andrew Sims here to show you the fluff   Podcast on Sundays   Late afternoons   Talking Harry Potter   Like a wolf howling at the moon      Theories, discussion, more pickles, please?   Fans in the stands   Screaming on their knees   Our show got big   Nobody thought it would   It was like the little train   The engine that could      Now please   Here's the main event   It's my first single   So give me time to vent   People 'round the world   Listen to our show   We got many segments   So let's give it a go      So I ask,   Who's the best Potter Podcast around?   M U double G L E C A S and a T   We gotta stop selling t-shirts   We're gonna sell underground   M U double G L E C A S and a T   We're really pretty funny   The fans say we're hot and smart   M U double G L E C A S and a T   Look out you other Podcasts   We're about to climb the charts   M U double G L E C A S and a T   M U double G L E C A S and a T      We will start with news   Each and every week   Micah Tan anchorman   Making all the girls shriek   With laughter, I mean   This guy is really funny   Don't be buggin him though   He'll kill some purple bunnies      The announcements   Hold up, let's skip those   I'll be the first to admit   They should be disposed   Podcast Alley   Vote once a month   There I said it, once now   Do until your life's done      Let's get to the part   We call the main discussion   It's catchy and intriguing   As is percussion   Sometimes we screw up   On a fact or two, it's true   The fans knew   They often make a break through      Speaking of fans   We have listener rebuttals   Sent in via e-mail   Faster than a space shuttle   We love the feedback   It's great to open and read   Now let me ask you   Are you ready to proceed?      So I ask,   Who's the best Potter Podcast around?   M U double G L E C A S and a T   We gotta stop selling t-shirts   We're gonna sell underground   M U double G L E C A S and a T   We're really pretty funny   The fans say we're hot and smart   M U double G L E C A S and a T   Look out you other Podcasts   We're about to climb the chart   M U double G L E C A S and a T   M U double G L E C A S and a T      E-mails, send it off to us   The rebuttals, feedback, complaints   Come by the bus load   Day after day   It makes my brain fry   Don't expect a reply      Gimme gimme gimme gimme   Gimme a Butterbeer   When Ben's got an issue with Potter   You better stay clear   Christianty, Emma Watson   Ugh, Laura Mallory   Give it a rest   It's just a good story      I hate to speak its name   Chapter-by-chapter   Going page-by-page   Analyzing what's after   Each and every letter   Nothing is missed   Sadly though it made the MuggleCast reject list      1 218 20 MAGIC   It's a number fans call   With a question, don't make it tragic   Call right now   Leave us a note   Don't make it something important   Or we'll have your throat      So I ask,   Who's the best Potter Podcast around?   M U double G L E C A S and a T   We gotta stop selling t-shirts   We're gonna sell underground   M U double G L E C A S and a T   We're really pretty funny   The fans say we're hot and smart   M U double G L E C A S and a T   Look out you other Podcasts   We're about to climb the chart   M U double G L E C A S and a T   M U double G L E C A S and a T      This concludes my very first single   Podcasting finally has a catchy jingle   Hoping this song puts Wizard Rock to a new level   I'm just praying Harry and the Potters don't wish me on the devil      Another year of MuggleCast   Is just around the corner   We hope you'll be there   Through every last mourner   Not to mention the final book to open and read   Watch out, you other Podcasts   Are you ready to proceed?      M U double G L E C A S and a T