Your Mom's Hot      We were together for only two weeks   And she said she was happy   Until I told her her mom was hot   Then the bitch slapped me   I tried to make it up to her   And I bought her flowers   But the very next day   She caught me with her mom in the shower      She's 39 and turning 40   Married Chicks make me horny   I did her once in the shower   It only took me half an hour      Now that we have broken up   Her mom does me even more   Till that sunny after noon    When Harry came through the door   I tried to explain   And say I was sorry   He kicked my fucking ass   Just because I was horny