If we make it   I know you'll walk away   Happy that you got the prize    With that look in your eyes      You'll be counting, counting, counting,    Yeah you'll be counting      You know I had a boyfriend    For seven long years   You do the math from when you think I started   How many has it been?      If I tell you that I liked it   Did I lie about our sex?   You know I tell the truth only half the time    Or maybe forty-five percent       Yeah you'll be counting, counting, counting,    You'll be counting   Did she like it, like it, like it?   You’ll be counting      If I tried to hurt you   I'd wanna know how much it did   Just how much money would it cost    To repair the pain I inflict?      Tears are like snowflakes    I want to catch yours in my hand    Study each one and rank its beauty    On a scale from one to ten      I'll be counting, counting, counting   I’ll be counting   Did it hurt you, hurt you, hurt you?   I'll be counting       We’ll be counting, counting, counting,    We’ll be counting