Would you be my Frankenstein?   Would you be my Valentine?   Would you be my Frankenstein Valentine?      Now don't it seem like everyone's a lover come in February?   And ain't it startling to discover your desires have become so scary?   Mary, shall we take a half an hour to analyze   That monster you've chained up between your thighs?      'Cause I could be your Frankenstein,   Your Frankenstein Valentine   Would you be my Frankenstein Valentine?      Well, like a monster from your basement,    I know I'm no replacement for him   But like a toy from Instant Pleasures   I can satisfy your every whim...   Baby, I've got no Wolfman back, or fangs that bite   No, all I do is go bump in the night      'Cause I could be your Frankenstein,   Your Frankenstein Valentine   Would you be my Frankenstein Valentine?   Valentine, oh yeah,   Frankenstein Valentine      So would you be my Frankenstein,   My Frankenstein Valentine   Would you be my Frankenstein Valentine?      Oh, well, you can close your eyes, girl, pretend that I'm someone else   I might just close my eyes and pretend that I'm by myself   And when the cards at work are only courtesy   Well, you might find some crooked use for me      And I could be your Frankenstein,   Your Frankenstein Valentine   Would you be my Frankenstein Valentine?   Frankenstein Valentine