There's a rumour going round Toyland    It's about Noddy the dirty little man    They say he done a dirty    By lifting up his shirty    With Big Ears and the rest of his gang       There was only ? ? stuck up Noddy's arsehole    And for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland       Well Big Ears was in front    But he couldn't get no cunt    Well his ears were big as ?    But his penis never grew       Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland       The next in line to fuck    was little Porky Pig    But Noddy made the piggy noises    After what he did       Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland       Well Rupert Bear was there    With his mass of pubic hair    And Rupert Bear he didn't care    He came in Noddy's hair       Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland       Well ? ? ? ?    cause he said it was obscene    So he greased up his truncheon    And stuck it up his arsehole arsehole arsehole       Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland       After everyone was done    And they'd had a lot of fun    Noddy's hat was red but    his dad was sucking his thumb       Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland       Well the moral of this song    To you dirty little boys    Charge 10p or more    Be a high-class whore       Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland       Noddy    You know what my mother told me    You sold your arsehole    At the Elephant and Castle       Noddy you dirty little bastard       Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland    Well Noddy you should know    You can never get a blow in Toyland       Noddy you dirty little bastard