Sugar and spice and all things nice   That’s what little girls are made of   Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails’   That’s what little boys are made of   Life’s no fairy tale   Life’s no fairy tale   Life’s no fairy tale   No life’s no fairy tale      Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep   She doesn’t know where to find them   Little Jack Horner sat in his corner   Eating his Christmas pie      Life’s no fairy tale   Life’s no fairy tale   Life’s no fairy tale   No life’s no fairy tale      Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet   Eating her curds and whey   Wee Willie Winky runs through the town   With his candlestick and his nightgown down      Life’s no fairy tale   Life’s no fairy tale   Life’s no fairy tale   No life’s no fairy tale      But Elvis    Elvis doesn’t do anything   Because he’s dead!