I guess we'll have to move   The neighborhood is on to us   Let's join the little babes   Throwing rocks in front of us      Riding on my bicycle   I pass my sister on a bus   Let's take the country road    Before our parents send for us      Trees keep falling at my feet   I guess it's time to build a boat   Make a raft of our bodies   Do you think that it'll float?   What I said was not a joke   But you just licked the envelope   I'm tired of dating, let's elope   But you just licked the envelope      Three cheers for my parents'   Lonely failed experiments!   Three cheers for my parents'   Lonely failed experiments!      Don't you dare blame my parents   I'm the only failed experiment   Don't you dare blame your parents   You're the only failed experiment   Don't you dare blame your grandparents   Mom's the only failed experiment   Don't you dare blame your grandparents   Dad's the only failed experiment   Don't blame God   Just blame God   Don't blame God