[Intro: Anquette, backed up by "Dragnet" theme]   In our town we have a State Attorney by the name of Janet Reno    She locks brothers up for not paying their child support   In your town you may have someone just like her       [the beat kicks in]      You think you're so slick, that you won't have to pay    You slay, get a baby, then run away    Oh, but I got a trick for your monkey ass    The boys that don't pay get cased up fast    You ?answer to? Janet Reno and she lays the law    And when she's through with you, you'll wish you never saw    Me or the baby or the place where we met    Digging up old gold that you wish you could forget    The proof is here, it's livin and breathin    And Janet Reno's makin sure that I start receivin    All the money you get, all the checks you make    Janet Reno will make sure and TAKE       *singing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"*   Janet Reno comes to town collecting all the money    You stayed one day, then ran away, and started actin funny    She caught you down on 15th Ave., you tried to hide your trail    She found your ass and locked you up, now WHO can post no bail?    (Bust it!)      You're out in your 'vert, dickin her down    You start to get ?babblin? when Reno comes around    You start changing your looks, your clothes and your car    You're not a mama's boy, you're a projects star    It's time to pay your dues, I mean pay in full    Janet's in control, you ain't got no pull    You can't boss around like the boys on the ave.    And slowly but surely I'm gettin all that you have    From your bad-ass suits to your Revlon cologne    Your diamond rings, gold rope and everything you own    Will get taken and then you be sad to the max    And I'll even get your income tax       *singing to the tune of "Charlie Brown" by the Coasters*   He walks in a courtroom, cool and slow    And calls Janet Reno a no good dirty hoe    She locks yo ass up, now you don't know what to do    The boys on the ave. are sure dissin you    (Hit it!)       Janet Reno gets justice for all    You can solve your problem with a phone call    So if you have a problem that you want resolved    Just straighten it out when you get in court    Put your faith in her and you won her respect    And if it's up to her you get all your checks    She helped me out of a jam, I'm doin well on my own    It could be the same for yours, been proven and shown       *singing to the tune of "This Old Man"*   Yes my man had a Brougham    But this time he's not drivin it home    With a knick-knack-slam-splack, you hit it, now you're gone    Now I'm 'round town just pushin your Brougham    The next time you start to make a selection    Make sure that you got some protection    Think twice the next time before you jump right in the bed    Take a minute out to put a rubber on your head