We're gonna have some fun today   We're gonna shake, we're gonna laugh and play   We're gonna pray for a time today   God'll give me a jar of marmalade      We're gonna do what we're meant to do   With a chest gesture and an attitude   I'm gonna pray for my bank account   Jesus gonna give me more than I can count      We're gonna take everything we're owed   Spoils and boons from the long hard road   I'm gonna ask for help with the game   Jesus gonna give me a pound of cocaine   Jesus gonna give me the fame   Hallelujah      Haven't yet had the best time today   Whatever happened to ask and take?   So I'm gonna pray to a different man   If God can't help, maybe the Devil can      We're gonna live like kings and queens   We'll stay smart and only flirt with greed   I'm gonna promise my soul and my praise   Devil's gonna give me a big old raise   Devil's gonna take up my case   Hallelujah      Haven't yet seen greener grass or trees   Nothing good or bad, just the same old scene   So I'm gonna pray to a different set   If the Devil won't help, I'll take the Government      Because they give my rights and they send me checks   And they let me smoke my cigarettes   If heaven and hell require something of me   I'm just gonna sit around and be free   Ignore the democrats and the GOP   And America, well she don't really ever ask that much of me   And if She does, well then I'll just leave   Move to Canada   Hallelujah