Look at the state of everyone   In a little orbit that one day was spun   Into an entire solar system   In that same old orbit around the sun      I guess you are just as small   Compared to me      I must be great to be so cool   What an honor in high school   I guess we all play the fool   All in all, Kris fuckin' rules      It's a secret that everyone   Gets high in high school      Everybody loves high school   Peel back my brain and insert the knowledge   Oh, it's obvious all your rules   Are just preparing us for college      It's no secret that everyone   Gets high in high school